Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1) by Lindsay Straube Review

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I first heard of this book was it was originally the standalone Split or Swallow and was immediately intrigued - now as a series, I was even more drawn into what the author had in store for readers. Learning the powers of seduction from a basilisk in order to have the prince choose you as his wife? It's like The Selection but R-rated - right up my alley. As Tem navigates her teachings with her basilisk, who just so happens to be Caspen, the Serpent King, she is faced with her connection with Caspen and with the prince. The author wastes literally no times and dives right into a steamy adventure as Tem embarks on her journey to compete and train for the prince's choosing - my jaw literally dropped at how quickly we were being thrown into it.

There are a few reviews out there noting that this book is basically just five hundred pages of serpent smut, and to that I say - thank god!! I was having the time of my life. Going into this book I knew it was leaning heavily on the smut side, but I was pleasantly surprised on how balanced I found the smut and plot as I got deeper into the story. It was compelling, juicy, and just flat out fun to read. God forbid a girl wants to get our of her head and enjoy some wild and crazy storytelling. All the characters played such interesting roles to me, and even with smaller side characters, you could see that their presence was not there simply to fill the page, but to eventually support the plot.

I ate this book UPPPPP. Literally gobbled it up like my life depended on it. Literally every single page had me questioning if my eyes were truly reading what was written. Just when you think the author could not go any further, Tem is pushed even deeper into acts of seduction and secrecy. I have never been a big fan of "why not both?" / why choose books, but this is probably the first time that I have ever found myself actively rooting for Tem to be with Caspen and Leo. Her relationships with Caspen and Leo each have their own intriguing and alluring draw - it is like she is two different people. The power they could have together as a little throuple could be unmatched. And what's better than two boyfriends? Two husbands!! Girl, go get your men!!

Regarding the actual plot of the book, the author did a great job setting the scene right off the bat on the contestants training to win the prince's heart. This was the plot with the "least" amount of stakes in hindsight - so much more comes into play and it honestly feels like a little side plot compared to the issues at hand for Tem. That being said, it is never sidelined to the extent where it no longer remains prevalent to the story at hand - it is always playing a part in the overall journey. As relationships are tested and feelings arise, Tem is forced to confront her complicated feelings while learning more about herself than she ever thought possible. On top of being in uncharted territory when it comes to the power of seduction, Tem must learn to explore the history between the basilisks and the royals before their so-called peace comes to an end.

I absolutely cannot wait to dive into the second installment and already placed my hold on Libby. For fans of more intense smut, you will definitely be fed - and for those looking to dive a touch deeper into world of dark fantasy romance, this is the perfect gateway.

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Wicked Heir (Chernov Bratva, #1) by Mila Kane Review

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As I sit down to write this review I kid you not, I cannot remember the male lead's name for the life of me - that is how unmemorable this book was to me. Kiril, my man, you are incredibly forgetful and low-key a horrible little mafia leader. The entire book I was begging him to get hit on the head in the hopes that he would suddenly gain knowledge and wisdom in order to actually do one thing that would make him worthy of being in the mafia. When the man takes roughly seven years to put a plan in motion, I am not cowering in fear of his capabilities - any woman would be able to accomplish what he planned in two days flat. Boring!! Lazy!!

Mallory has the survival instincts of a squirrel with no brain matter. She literally just lets everything happen to her and then whines about it for the entire book, in addition to being incredibly naive and not being able to put two and two together. She is just SO thrilled to see Kiril after all these years and does not do a DROP of investigating or asking around on why he is at the club that all these nasty guys go to... like girl... use your brain! Genuinely one of the most infuriating female leads I have come across in my time as a reader, and as an avid fan of mafia romance, she just gets added to a long list of female leads that are as useful as a bag of rocks.

Boring, boring, boring "friends" to "enemies" to "lovers" that was drier than the desert. There was potential from the summary for this book to amount to something more exciting and lean heavily into the mafia romance genre, but it continued to fall flat and instead felt like a poorly written stalker romance. Kiril basically had to make a choice and ends up in the bratva, and if the author had leaned into him being more "scary" than he was in the book, maybe I would have rated this higher and enjoyed his character more. If you have the time to spare and do not care to waste your minutes of life on reading this, I would still recommend to look the other way and find something else to read.

Mallory literally does not care what Kiril does to her because she literally always forgives him in two seconds flat and continues to run around saying "you didn't hurt me!" as a justification. Girl, he is walking all over you and you are not even putting up a fight! It was mortifying as a woman reading this to see her not even successfully attempt a way to get her into a better situation. There were so many times where I was wishing they would be put in more dangerous situations just so she could get some sense knocked into her and realize that this is not just a game. Kiril's methods to keeping Mallory to himself were so low-effort that I was surprised he even managed to keep her in one place for longer than five minutes.

If you are looking for a mafia romance, go ahead and pass on this one. Sure, it could be a filler book in between your true TBR, but I honestly would not go back and read this again. Since this is a duet, I may find myself in the very far future seeing it to its end, but for now, this story and its characters are closed to me.

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Chokehold by Leigh Rivers & Harleigh Beck Review

This review contains minor spoilers - no major plot points are revealed. Please read trigger warnings - reader discretion is advised.

Blaise and Cole - two stepbrothers who cannot seem to stand one another - find themselves in a most peculiar scenario when a game of Chase at a party leads to a scandalous encounter between the two in the woods. This honestly reminded me a little bit of the initiation scenes from the Legacy of Gods series by Rina Kent - I would definitely say that it was much more elevated in this book, especially considering what happens between Blaise and Cole in that initial game of Chase. The authors waste no time introducing readers to our two leading men and make it abundantly clear they do not like each other one bit - or so they think. I was really in the mood for a juicy hate to love book and this certainly did not disappoint when it came to that element.

You can see that Cole and Blaise fall into a natural categorization of "older, more tortured" brother and "younger, more prioritized" brother when it came to how Blaise's father viewed them. Blaise's father simply sees Cole as a nuisance stepchild that he has to tolerate, whereas he somewhat pampers Blaise - at least to the extent where he thinks he is taking care of him - even when we see him as more of a neglectful father. Even when he is "taking care of" Blaise, you can tell he does not give it his all, especially when he uses all of his time blaming Cole for everything under the sun that goes wrong or disrupts their lives.

The dynamic between Blaise and Cole is definitely not for the weak or light of heart - we literally see them beat each other up multiple times and take things to the extreme when they want to get their way with each other. If you are a fan of The Ritual and The Sinner by Shantel Tessier, this book is well up your alley in terms of pushing the limits to the extreme. You have to be in the mindset to walk into books like these knowing that there is going to be some seriously triggering content. If you are prepared for that form of intensity, then you will not be able to put this book down. Just when you think things could not get any more wild, suddenly they are chasing each other around town and swinging bats like nobody's business.

Juicy, juicy, juicy spicy scenes that put a lot of books I have read to shame when it comes to making my eyes bug out of my skull. This may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it certainly kept me locked in and had my jaw on the floor for the vast majority of the book. The fact that it is a taboo romance makes it all the more enticing and while some of the plot points were all over the place, it kept me entertained enough that once I started, I could not stop.

The side characters added enough to the plot to continue to drive the story forward, but for the life of me I could not stand Allie and Mia - they were annoying and only provided more issues for both Cole and Blaise as the story went on. I understand what the authors were trying to do with their characters, but my god, every single time they popped up on the page I wanted to throw the book across the room. I guess their presence served their purpose considering the authors truly were able to make me despise them, along with a select few other characters that seemed to have it out for Blaise and Cole for one-sided reasons.

If you are looking for a raunchy, taboo romance to make your blood pressure rise, Chokehold may be calling your name. I know for certain that it has taken me out of my reading slump and thrown me right back into the dark romance scene.

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Conclave (Devil's Night, #3.5) by Penelope Douglas Review

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Like an addiction you cannot kick, I cannot seem to stop reading these books, no matter how many brain cells I continue to lose. I always expect a different outcome and yet I am continuously shown that these books are nowhere near the hype everyone gives them. I truly wish the case was different, because I can definitely see the potential in these characters and their stories, but unfortunately they do not hit the mark.

We see Damon and Winter mostly in Part 1 with Rika and Michael taking more center stage in Part 2 in this novella. Of the three installments that I had read, these two pairings are my least favorite, which only indicates how I was going to feel when reading these updates to their stories. I will never forgive Damon for the way he treated Rika and the extremes he took in terrorizing her in Corrupt and the relationship between him and Winter will never sit right with me. Michael is probably second worst to Damon and the fact that he spent so much of his time tormenting Rika in their book and now I am being tortured with their relationship drama.

Damon wants Winter to have eight hundred children and is dead serious when he asks the doctor how long until Winter can get pregnant again after literally pushing a child out of herself mere moments prior. I hate men. Meanwhile Rika is hiding the fact that she has a very high probability of never being able to conceive from Michael, and therefore putting off their wedding for as long as she can... a match made in heaven, apparently. The boys basically spend the entire novella crying over the fact that Will is not there with them instead of focusing on their own relationships. Might as well be dating Will and dumping their wives/girlfriends at this point.

The smut once again is as underwhelming as ever - which is a shame considering the smut in Credence was diabolically addictive if my memory serves true (Uncle Jake, I miss you...). Thankfully there are only two more installments to go and then I will be free from this prison that this series currently holds me captive in. I really do not like to yuck anyone's yum, but unless Douglas manages to truly do a 180 with the next book, I fear these remain lackluster in my eyes.

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Dark Rise (Dark Rise, #1) by C.S. Pacat Review

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As a lover of the Captive Prince trilogy, I was excited to dive into a new world by Pacat. I do not think I was aware that this series was young adult, as I was very much expecting an adult series considering how intense the Captive Prince series was. This aspect definitely made it a little harder for me to get into, and I do not know if I was in a reading funk or just tired, but this book took me so much longer to finish than I expected it to. The story is certainly intriguing, but I found myself having a hard time getting into the plot and found the majority of the characters in the beginning not as compelling as those in Pacat's other work.

This book put me in one of the longest reading slumps I have experienced in years. I had to switch from reading a physical copy to the audiobook to make myself finish it out - for some reason, I just could not get into this book the way I wanted to. It took me basically half of the book to even start to actually enjoy any of these characters - while the world building definitely showed a lot of promise, the constant change of which characters we were following made me forget where they were and what they were doing in order to remind myself who was speaking. That being said, once I finally could focus on the characters, they were certainly interesting and began to be very captivating.

The story truly picks up about two thirds of the way in and shoots the reader forward in action as we watch so many of the characters experience despair and revelations as we reach the end of this first installment. I found that once the stakes truly felt as there was something to lose, the plot became much more intriguing and had me gagged a few times right near the end. There were a few things that you could predict, but even if they were predictable, they still made for good plot devices to propel the story forward.

I will say I was a little confused on some of the magical aspects of this book, especially when at around the halfway point we were suddenly talking about unicorns. Even though this book deals with magic, I did not expect unicorns and that element somewhat took me out of immersion of the book. Obviously I knew that with magic comes some interesting elements, this one aspect just seemed slightly out of place for the overall tone of the book. That being said, the author does a good job at establishing the "big bad" and diving into magical components while keeping the reader engaged and not overwhelmed.

There are a decent amount of characters in this ensemble, and to be frank, I have not decided if there is one that reigns above the rest for me. I found Will and James the most intriguing towards the end of the book, but Violet definitely takes a leading role throughout the majority of the book, with Will and James seemingly trailing right behind her for second. I do wish this had more of an ensemble feel like what we see in Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. I may return to this series when a fantasy book calls my name, but for now, I need some time to sit with my thoughts and decide where I truly stand on this series.

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Kill Switch (Devil's Night, #3) by Penelope Douglas Review

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I kept putting this book off because I genuinely hated Damon with such a burning passion that I could not even imagine being able to sit through nearly 700 pages of him whining about situations he directly put himself into on his own. There were so many moments in the first two installments that had me wanting to pull my hair out when he would show up, and if you think he gets some sort of redemption in Kill Switch, you are surely mistaken. Things from his past are revealed which certainly changes his trajectory, but by no means excuses what he got up to in the first two books, and frankly, what he gets up to in this book as well.

"That little girl belongs to me" YUCKKKKKKK!!!! What was Damon's obsession with constantly referring to Winter as "little girl" and "kid"? It truly was making this book so much harder to get through because he was always commenting on how he was older than Winter - especially when we were in the chapters where she was sixteen. It got real old, real fast, and it made me want to stop reading on so many occasions. Suddenly Damon develops a moral compass halfway through the book?? He is such a dumb idiot... you literally set Rika up to get harassed and then decide that she does not deserve it?? Obviously she doesn't! Truly cannot stand him.

I have so many questions for Winter... starting with, why are you, as a blind girl, goes through a haunted house on your own??? She has the survival instincts of a fruit fly. The entire book is her literally walking into the most horrible situations on the planet and then getting into danger. She truly does not have a drop of common sense in her body - that being said, maybe if her parents got her a guide dog or a cane, she would be better equipped to be running around town with the world's most overhyped basketball players and their girlfriends. How do you not get your daughter the proper aid devices when she is blind??

Why would you let a blind girl drive your car!?! Damon's decision making skills continue to baffle me beyond belief. Every chapter he chooses to do the most unhinged things I have ever seen, and considering what he put everyone through in the other books, that speaks volumes. Looking at Damon and Winter's complicated history together, I was honestly surprised to see that everyone in town did not believe Winter and were backing up Damon when everything came out. How on Earth does an entire town back up someone who was convicted of statutory rape of a blind girl?? The politics in these books never ceases to amaze me on how stupid the people are.

There was no reason for this book to be nearly as long as it was... there simply is not enough interesting information or plot to dive into to make the author write a brick of a book on one of the worst characters to grace this series. I cannot believe my eyes were bearing witness to what was written on these pages - I could feel my brain cells fighting for their lives. There is not a single character that I was rooting for at any point, and even Winter was pushing it considering she was basically a prop to Damon's so-called character development. Once again, there is absolutely no reason for basketball players to have this much power in a town. They CANNOT be that good of players for them to be town celebrities.

The smut was basically nonexistent in this book - that actually surprised me, considering what we saw in the first two books. Honestly, chapters twenty-nine and thirty were the only points in the book where I actually enjoyed reading the book - everything else was subpar or not worth writing home about. And yet, here I am, continuing to read these books and act surprised when nothing gets better and the only thing holding me to keep reading is that I have to see the series through to the end. Honestly, as long as I do not have to read Damon's perspective any longer, I will consider it an improvement.

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A Good Person by Kirsten King ARC Review

This is a spoiler-free review! This is an ARC review - A Good Person will be available on March 31, 2026.

I would first like to thank NetGalley and G.P. Putnam's Sons for an advanced copy in exchange for an honest review. The cover and summary truly had me intrigued, and I was so excited to receive the approval notification in my inbox - I am a big literary fiction fan, even more so when it explores women and their internal thoughts that dive into being unhinged. When Lillian's situationship ends things on an unexpected note after a night where she thought things were going in the right direction, she enlists the help of a friend to place a hex on him. And when he turns up dead the very next day, Lillian begins to spiral to ensure her innocence is seen, but inadvertently begins to make everyone's eyes stray towards her.

Lillian is so much better than me, because I would have thought about doing a lot of other things far worse than a hex if the guy I was seeing did what he did to her. That being said, I feel like Lillian's reaction is somewhat justified in the sense that too often women are being taken advantage of for the benefit of men, and we are expected to move on with grace, even after being used for someone else's pleasure. Henry did unjustifiable things to Lillian, and she had my full support to cast whatever hex and do whatever she wanted to him after everything he did to her.

Jamie, Lillian's "friend" that she keeps around solely for favors and to make herself feel better about herself, adds a unique perspective to this tale - you see Lillian be used in a similar fashion by Henry and we are enraged, yet when Lillian uses her friend for her benefit, we think it is a reasonable reaction. I think this poses an interesting thought about the way women and men use relationships to their benefit, and how complex or simple the justifications people make influence their own idea about themselves.

Watching Lillian become paranoid was such a drawing story - as her paranoia grows every minute, we see her begin to unravel as she attempts to insert herself into the narrative as being the "wronged, grieving girlfriend," even after discovering Henry was in a serious, long term relationship while he was hooking up with Lillian. Her story is honestly addicting - I found myself not wanting to put my Kindle down, and with quick-paced chapters, the authors provides a story where readers are thoroughly drawn into her story, almost as if we are passing by in the story itself. Readers watch her go down this spiral of trying to maintain innocence, target her frustrations on Henry's other girlfriend, and make herself feel better about her actions.

I truly ate this book up - I loved how erratic Lillian was throughout the entirety of this tale - from the prologue, we are given Lillian exhibiting unhinged behavior that she justifies as not knowing any better, and we see her neatly twenty years later acting exactly the same. The author did an excellent job curating Lillian as a character that you want to root for, yet remain skeptical of the entire time. Just when you think she is making sense and made the right choice, new information is uncovered that completely upheaves her alibi or excuse. I cannot wait to see what else Kirsten King has in stores for readers, and will certainly be picking up her next work.

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