Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1) by Lindsay Straube Review

This is a spoiler-free review! A list of trigger warnings is available here - reader discretion is advised.

I first heard of this book was it was originally the standalone Split or Swallow and was immediately intrigued - now as a series, I was even more drawn into what the author had in store for readers. Learning the powers of seduction from a basilisk in order to have the prince choose you as his wife? It's like The Selection but R-rated - right up my alley. As Tem navigates her teachings with her basilisk, who just so happens to be Caspen, the Serpent King, she is faced with her connection with Caspen and with the prince. The author wastes literally no times and dives right into a steamy adventure as Tem embarks on her journey to compete and train for the prince's choosing - my jaw literally dropped at how quickly we were being thrown into it.

There are a few reviews out there noting that this book is basically just five hundred pages of serpent smut, and to that I say - thank god!! I was having the time of my life. Going into this book I knew it was leaning heavily on the smut side, but I was pleasantly surprised on how balanced I found the smut and plot as I got deeper into the story. It was compelling, juicy, and just flat out fun to read. God forbid a girl wants to get our of her head and enjoy some wild and crazy storytelling. All the characters played such interesting roles to me, and even with smaller side characters, you could see that their presence was not there simply to fill the page, but to eventually support the plot.

I ate this book UPPPPP. Literally gobbled it up like my life depended on it. Literally every single page had me questioning if my eyes were truly reading what was written. Just when you think the author could not go any further, Tem is pushed even deeper into acts of seduction and secrecy. I have never been a big fan of "why not both?" / why choose books, but this is probably the first time that I have ever found myself actively rooting for Tem to be with Caspen and Leo. Her relationships with Caspen and Leo each have their own intriguing and alluring draw - it is like she is two different people. The power they could have together as a little throuple could be unmatched. And what's better than two boyfriends? Two husbands!! Girl, go get your men!!

Regarding the actual plot of the book, the author did a great job setting the scene right off the bat on the contestants training to win the prince's heart. This was the plot with the "least" amount of stakes in hindsight - so much more comes into play and it honestly feels like a little side plot compared to the issues at hand for Tem. That being said, it is never sidelined to the extent where it no longer remains prevalent to the story at hand - it is always playing a part in the overall journey. As relationships are tested and feelings arise, Tem is forced to confront her complicated feelings while learning more about herself than she ever thought possible. On top of being in uncharted territory when it comes to the power of seduction, Tem must learn to explore the history between the basilisks and the royals before their so-called peace comes to an end.

I absolutely cannot wait to dive into the second installment and already placed my hold on Libby. For fans of more intense smut, you will definitely be fed - and for those looking to dive a touch deeper into world of dark fantasy romance, this is the perfect gateway.

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Blackthorn by J.T. Geissinger ARC Review

This is a spoiler-free review! Please read trigger warnings - reader discretion is advised. Blackthorn was published by Bramble on November 4, 2025 and is now available at select retailers.

I would first like to thank NetGalley and Bramble for providing me a copy in exchange for an honest review. Maven returns to her hometown with the impression she and her daughter, Bea, will only be there to lay part of the past to rest - literally. Life has an unexpected turn when her grandmother's body disappears into thin air and a past love is determined to reenter her life without taking no for an answer. With immediate guilt being placed on the Croft family - the Blackthorn's rival for generations - we see Maven dive deeper to find out the truth as Ronan, her past mistake, continues to insert himself into her life. I really enjoyed the gothic feel to this dark romance, as it was eerie and haunted the plot as we follow Maven and Ronan deeper into their lives. You could sense the uneasiness coming off the page, and considering the contents of this book, it certainly was not the only thing to cause readers to be put out of place.

I have not read a book for a very long time in which the main character had a child - it is honestly kind of jarring to see, as I am used to them having children in the epilogue or towards the very end of the book. That being said, the age of this child is clearly integral to the plot of the book, and Bea's presence was necessary for a number of plot devices. While she did not take on much of a "leading" role, she was still supplying a decent amount of drive when it came to Maven's story. Even though her presence was more so in compliment of Maven's plot, Bea was still important to moving the plot along in order to showcase Maven's determination, along with her ability to keep things hidden.

When I first looked at the trigger warnings, my first thought was how in the world are these going to come up in this story - I quickly discovered that the author was willing to go down taboo roads in this gothic dark romance. At first, readers would think that the "freak factor" would need to be upped tenfold after only reading the first third of the book, but let me tell you - it gets sent into the stratosphere towards the halfway mark and just continues to have the reader's jaw drop. As someone who feels as though they have read everything that falls under taboo, this book certainly had some firsts for me. It definitely takes a minute to dive into the freakiness, but Geissinger does not hold back once that portion is uncovered.

This was honestly a pretty decent combination of genres - you have the dark romance, enemies-to-lovers aspect at the forefront, accompanied by this supernatural and gothic aura that enhances the romance while creating this haunting nature over the story. Maven and Ronan's relationship is much more complicated than anyone could have imagined and as readers see their story unfold, they are presented with conflicting realizations and are left on the edge of their seat.

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Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1) by Jay Kristoff ARC Review

This is a spoiler-free review! The version I am reading is an ARC -- any changes made for the final publication are not reflected in this review. Empire of the Vampire is now available to purchase.

I received an advanced copy of Empire of the Vampire so long ago - most likely in 2020 - and have finally gotten around to tackle this beast of a book. To be honest, I have tried to read it twice before, and I always found myself putting it down. I needed to be in the right mood, and after I finally tackled another monster of a book at the end of May, I knew I had to keep the ball rolling and lighten my TBR pile. This book is certainly intimidating and the size of the book had me putting it off for awhile - coming from someone who would finish A Song of Ice and Fire books in a couple of days, that says a lot.

I wanted to love this book, I really did. There was a good momentum going on for a while, and the world-building as it was recounted definitely held my attention - for a while. The concept of this book being told as a story was really intriguing, but I do wish it only took that format for the first half of the book instead of its entirety. While there were moments where we were taken back to present day, it still was short and sparse. Gabriel de León tells the tale as he is imprisoned by vampires, and I will say the banter when we are brought back to present day was a light compared to the constant agony the characters seemed to endure.

The misogyny in the book is actually insane - it felt as though every page turn was giving me a new reason to hate men. Sure, some may say it is for "accuracy" but this is a book about fictional vampires - it was not necessary for it to be so heavily present. It felt exhausting to read, and not complimentary to the quite exquisite writing Kristoff is able to put to the page. After reading A Day of Fallen Night by Samantha Shannon only a few weeks before diving into Empire of the Vampire, it was a stark reminder why I am often disappointed by high fantasy written by men - we can never escape the misogyny. After hearing nothing but praises for this book, I was surprised at how much male characters were degrading women.

At the halfway mark I realized this book was losing me at a rapid pace, and if it did not turn itself around in the next one hundred pages, it was going to become a battle to finish this book. I read this book in two sittings, essentially tackling the first half in one continuous read and the second half with just one lunch break before diving back in to cross the finish line. The vampires seemed to love underage girls and there was nothing short of excessive mentioning on how they needed young girls as their little blood bags and sacrifices. It is such a shame because the world truly was intriguing, but I found myself exhausting by the torment specific characters underwent for the sake of either shock value or Kristoff attempting to add more brutalization to the plot.

Timelines were a little all over the place, and with us switching between Gabriel being a teenager to him being thirty-two, I personally felt the transitions were lacking in fluidity and were too harsh to keep the story moving at a smooth pace. You begin to forget about the other timeline entirely until suddenly you are thrown back into it and you sit there confused because you have not revisited it in many chapters. There were times where I nearly fell asleep reading this book, but I was determined to see it through.

The illustrations were stunning - with the copy I was reading there were a few missing since it was an advanced copy, but I can only imagine what the final product looked like and I would not be disappointed. High fantasy is often overwhelming to readers, and with illustrations as details as the ones included in this book, it truly elevated the story being told and immersed the reader. 

At the end of the day, Empire of the Vampire attempts to bring to life a complex story while failing to deliver a character that you want to root for. With how much Gabriel began to annoy me, I was starting to root for the vampires. I would recommend finding a high fantasy series written by a female author if you want to avoid the blatant shock factor brutalization of women or ill-written humor at the sake of vulnerable characters.

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A Deal with the Shadow King (Curse of the Fae, #1) by Anya J. Cosgrove Review

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I have an ever-changing relationship with my Stuff Your Kindle Day books, and A Deal with the Shadow King has landed itself on the top-tier shelf. I absolutely had the time of my life reading this book and really enjoyed Nell's journey accompanied with the obstacles she faced after being thrust into a new world. After being sold to the Shadow King by her father, she is forced to spend every two weeks of four for a year in Faerie, à la Persephone-style.

One, Two, Three... they're all for me! I have not read a book with this type of dynamic before, and while I did not expect it going into the book, I really enjoyed the way that Nell found her footing and was able to explore what she wanted after being sheltered for so long. The romance in this book was top tier - I was absolutely living for her romantic relationships, and the tension was literally falling off the page. This certainly trends towards more of a dark fantasy romance, and even though it is labeled as young adult, it is more new adult after taking into consideration the spicier chapters.

The relationships she forms with a number of side characters felt organic and authentic - she was able to create close friendships and some mild rivalries without being influenced by others. Nell has a very solid sense of self, even when she is naive to many things after coming to Faerie from the Old World. Being able to witness her life in the Old World with her sister and her life in Faerie with new acquaintances and love interests was a great balance to her characterization, as well as development to show the two different sides of her life. Considering her sister, Cece, is such a large presence in her life, Nell''s strongest relationship remains with her sister, even when she is not with her in the Old World.

One was the dark fantasy love interest we so desperately needed - he is mysterious, harsh, cold, and incredibly intriguing. Every interaction he has with Nell makes her want to know more about him, and she definitely took that as a challenge. The fact that we are given multiple perspectives in this book made their unconventional relationship dynamic even more drawing - I could not stop myself from reading any faster. His past and current situation was explored well enough that the reader is still left in the dark as much as Nell is, and we discover so much about him as he begins to reveal more of himself to Nell, or if one of his brothers takes liberty to spill some juicy information.

This was such a great read - the combination of dark fantasy and romance blended so well together, and created such an intense world built upon bets, curses, and lust. I cannot wait to see what is in store for Nell in the next installment, and if it is anything like this introduction, I will be just as pleased. If you are on the hunt to widen your library of dark fantasy and up the maturity level, Nights of Obedience by Rachel Mays is the perfect next read.

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